1. Stop bitching, complaining, and whining to my heart’s content. Want to know what I think of your “I’m so grateful” posts on Facebook? That your life is in such a terrible disarray that your mind has created a comforting delusion of a satisfactory life.
MTV can have Miley Cyrus, and I swear I’m catching up on Breaking Bad. (Though the Chicago Tribune totally spoiled the ending for me. Thanks!) The following, though, are the ten moments in pop culture that I will forever remember as being so 2013.